In some parts of the country, I hear tell that they have
this lovely time of year that begins about nowish, and continues for several
wonderful months. It is called Spring. It sounds magical indeed. It is full of
buds and birds and bunnies and sunshine, and smells like hay and gardenias and
coconut-flavored sun block. The name even sounds good. Spring. Spring to life.
spring with joy. It is vibrant, energetic, and wholesome. It is warm and
welcoming. It is polite to old ladies and never mistreats animals. It probably
dotes on its mother.
Spring. Sprrrrrring! |
We, alas, don’t have anything like that in New England.
Instead, the transition that sees us through from “sweet jezum criminy it’s
cold enough to freeze your hoo-ha off” to “ooh, lilacs!” is interminable and
awkward and ungainly. It has all the grace and beauty of a dump truck splashing
down rutted roads. It has all the charm of gnats gnashing, black flies biting,
and chilling dampness seeping into your core. It has all the romance of wet
socks. If I could personify it, it would be me at thirteen: braces, bad skin,
ill-fitting clothes, and an inexplicably truculent attitude towards the world.
We don’t have “spring” here. What we have is a season that warrants a different
name, but one that like spring, reflects itself perfectly.
We have mud season.
Mud.
As in: thud. As in: bugs and floods, and crud. Rhymes with
splud, which is the sound your shoes make between February and May. Splud: like
tires slapping and sloshing down a dirt road. Splud: like wet snow jamming up a
blower. It is the sound that fills the dreary cavity between winter and summer.
Looks like we got a good harvest, fellas. |
The crocuses that were brave enough to start sprouting in mid March were crushed under one last (surprise!) dumping of snow that landed
like a wet blanket. It was so slushy that throughout the land you could hear strains of that old favorite classic coming off peoples' lips: Oh splashing through the snow…
Our
cars, our coats, our floors and our dog have been pretty much wearing the
driveway since early March, because no matter how hard I scrub, a sickly brown
tinge coats our entire lives. Five days ago, it was seventy-two degrees and
gorgeous out, and then four days ago it dropped back down to twenty and we had
to fish out our heavy sweaters all over again and turn the heat back on. (Well, okay, I lied about the heat bit,
but Gina made me build a fire in the woodstove.) It is the time of year when
the snow finally melts but the earth hasn’t come back to life yet and the world
is just wet and brown. Insert imagery here. All things considered, I would just
as soon fast forward straight through from Lincoln’s birthday to Memorial Day.
But!
Here is where I proceed to have to eat my words because sure enough, just as I
was hunkering down for another soggy and joyless slog through to summer, I’ll
be a ribald peahen if old mother nature didn’t bust a new move on me. Out of
nowhere, I was blindsided. I admit it, I got schooled.
We
were up at “the farm” which is shorthand for Road's End Farm which is shorthand for one of the most awesome places on this
planet. I am fortunate enough to have stumbled
upon the farm because I had the good sense to marry Gina and visitation rights
are part of her dowry. She was a
camper there, then a counselor, then lived there for many years and we go back
and visit regularly. In point of fact, we went up to visit just the weekend before
last.
Our
schedule while up there pretty much falls into a familiar routine. We wake up
and Gina goes up to the barn to do chores, while I stay inside and, erm, “write.” After an hour or so, I head up
to the barn where, if my timing is right, feeding will be over and so there’s
little left for me to do but awkwardly pat the remaining stragglers and let
them stare back at me with kind pity in their eyes. Or, as Gina puts it, I prance around with the horses and
look cute.
I Love it When Gina Takes Me to Road’s End Farm! |
On the Sunday of our last visit, the weather was typical for late March which is to say we could see our breath but not quite feel our fingers. It was cold. Not cold like dead of winter cold, but cold enough that snow still lay on the ground and icicles hung from the roof and the few foolhardy plants who had tried to sprout and flower were seriously rethinking the wisdom of their decision. After chores were over, Alicia, who runs the place with Tom, suggested we walk down to fetch the paper. Their mailbox is, like, a third of a mile down the road, so it was not just a stroll to the end of the driveway. It was a legitimate jaunt. Not that that’s super important, but I’m trying to set the scene here.
Despite
the temperature, the sun was out, and the sky was that beautiful deep monochromatic
blue that Crayola could just never do justice to when I’d try to recreate it as
a kid with magic markers. The horses, fat and happy, were back out in the
pastures. They composed our backdrop since their pasture extends along the side
of the road for a long while.
Road’s End Farm at a more temperate time (with dog for scale) |
The deep rutted trenches of the road were more or less
frozen and so we could stumble freely over the ridges rather than wade through
the gulches. I don’t remember what the conversation was about, but it was
pleasant. It involved laughter, mirth, that sort of thing. And then Alicia
stopped in mid-sentence and also in mid-stride, directly below a low hanging
branch. In the crook of a twig and branch, we could see an icicle had begun to
form. More of a web than a sickle. A broken end of a twig hung down, and she
stretched up to reach it. Finally getting purchase, she lowered it until she
could free the icy web from the tree’s twiggy clutches.
Gina
and I, and our friend Harriet, who was visiting too, didn’t think much of it.
Alicia is a great person, and just the sort of soul who might free trees from
random and menacing looking ice clumps. We began walking again. Alicia offered
Harriet the ice chunk that she now held in her hand.
Harriet
looked skeptical. What, your icicle? I’ve had icicles before. No thanks.
That’s
when Alicia explained it to us simple suburban creatures as gently as she could
and with small words: It’s frozen maple.
Say
what?
We all took a slurp. She was right. A gentle taste of maple
flavored the misshapen icicle. It was subtle. It was smooth. It was amazing.
I
know about maple sap. Sure I do. I even boiled it down once with my family when
I was five. I don’t remember much about that episode except I was incredibly
bored the entire time and I don’t think my palate was really ready for the
exotic taste of syrup because after waiting an eon for it to be ready, I didn’t
even like it. I have since come around on the matter. I have used a straw to
surreptitiously suck liquid sap out of a tap bucket. I have bought maple sodas
flavored with actual sap. But I have never before in my entire life on earth
experienced a maplecicle. I mean, it was an icicle. But maple flavored.
Stunningly obvious and at the same time completely mind-blowing.
How
did I not know about maplecicles until now? Because they are not processed or
packaged and sexy? Because they haven’t been commercialized yet? Because
they just exist in a pure state of unassuming modesty that makes them easy to miss?
Because I just never thought to even think they might even exist at all until
now? Maple icicles form when the
tree has a small wound somewhere in a twig or a branch. I like how Alicia puts
it. She says they form when maples weep.
It’s not super common that the
conditions are right for it. Or maybe it is, but they look a lot like ordinary
icicles and frozen chunks of water, and in a frozen landscape, they are easy to
overlook. I should know. I have overlooked them for thirty-three years. But then Alicia showed us, and suddenly, my world grew just a
little bit. Because there I was, sucking on a bit of maple flavored ice in a magical land that once was Gina's experience and Gina's memories, and Gina's world but now is ours together. Our experiences, our stories, our friends. And our maple icicle moments.
It is magic.
No, it is better than magic because it is not an illusion, it is real.
It is not the size of the moment. It is the wonder of
discovery.
I am so happy to share such a wonderful place and group of people with you. The Farm is such an amazing part of so many people's lives. Since my first arrival in '93 it has become so familiar, and yet there are always new things to discover- like so many things in life. And I love when you prance around with the horses, especially when carrying a hot cup of coffee for me!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if there is a better place for girls and horses to live and learn from each other I haven't seen it. Anyone reading this who has need of a summer camp should go check out their website. www.roadsendfarm.com
I am finally getting to the end of my first winter in Alaska. The people here call the mud season, "breakup", because the frozen rivers and lakes begin to break up. I've heard that the amount of mud and sludge and slop is unbelievable. So, I'll have to let you know how that goes. We can dry our wet socks together.
ReplyDeleteI also had no idea that maple icicles existed. Thank you for sharing. I really want to go out and find one. I don't think there are maple trees here though. I'll just have to wait until I can visit the Northeast again.
Thanks for the post!
Hey Kristi! Thanks for reading. "breakup" sounds a lot more romantic than mud season, doesn't it? I can imagine the deluge that must ensue from the frozen tundra thawing out.
DeleteAnd I'm glad that I'm not the only one who never knew that maple icicles existed. As I was posting it, I had a little voice in the back of my mind wondering if this was completely common knowledge to everybody else in the world and i was exposing myself as an ignorant fool. Then I thought, oh to hell with it, it wouldn't be the first time.
Anyway, good luck with the "breakup," up north!
You make me laugh. Constantly. And I am delighted to now have a "Liza" place so I'm not remanded to reading your super fabulous prose in workshop....well, except that I've never gotten to be in workshop with you. So your SCE on our mentor-group anthology? Yeah, no one likes that. I laughed out loud at the "pretty much been wearing the driveway since March" and Maplecicles! Amazing!
ReplyDeleteLove it, Liza!
It is seriously obnoxious that we have yet to be in workshop together. Maybe Ireland? I'm not going to count on it.
DeleteAnyway, thank you eternally for being one of my two followers. i feel the heart sparkles and it makes me happy!